Randall McTavish McMeerson McDoom. Arrrrrrgh, lads....now this be a piece of name-callin, with a bit O 'istory, neath-'er Mainsail..... Only LIE, tweenx't the sheets on this hair tale.....'tis if'n
some skallywag tells it, with somebody loosin' an eye in Tartoogee...stowed away somewhare.
THIS.... was how my mates, from one of me all time favorite bands...Mad Whip Thunder(...thunder...thunder...thunder....always echos off into the distance when ya say it, see)
.....this is how we talked to each other. Something like a cross-hybrid between ....a Pirate...and a wrestler. (..."I will take on ANY drummer, on ANY stage....INSIDE the steel cage..right here...TONIGHT!!!!--------------..as long as he...or she...is no taller than this bar here)
Well...then if ya wanna get it JUST right...you have to pitch-in ...a WEE-BIT, of Scottish-
accent. There you go.
Bless them guys. Tethered Eagle and Martin "The Mean".......and ME???....well.."On the Drums......Mr.R-R-R-R-Randle McTavish McMeeeeeeeerson McDooooooooooooom!!!!"
